Kim and Jessie is one of my favorite M83 songs. When you add in a video full of rollerskating it becomes one of the greatest things ever.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
On April 2nd one of my favorite shows will be back for season 2. This promo has just been released and even though it's only a minute long, season two looks like it will be pretty awesome. If you haven't watched Game of Thrones yet you really should.
Posted by Dorsey at 11:36 AM
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
If I had to pick a favorite reality tv star it would be Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans. Trouble, as I like to call her, is a huge mess of crazy. She's only 20 years old and has been arrested four times. This clip is from last night's episode of Teen Mom.
I think the best part is when the two girls are mid fight and both say the other is "acting stupid." But really, this fight is nothing compared to an earlier one Jenelle has with some random girl named Britney. That one (below) landed Trouble in jail.
One of the greatest girl fights ever!
Posted by Dorsey at 12:40 PM
Monday, January 23, 2012
This weekend I watched the Lifetime movie, Drew Peterson: Untouchable, and I must say it was one of the greatest things ever! Rob Lowe is not only sporting one fine mustache but also rides a motorcycle and has a mid western accent. Oh yeah, there is also that crazy wife killing thrown in there. Trust me, this is worth watching.
Posted by Dorsey at 2:32 PM
These are actual jokes that came from a set of holiday crackers. I know that those are normally pretty bad, but these really take the cake.
Q. What did the martian say to the petrol pump?
A. Take your fingers out of your ear when I’m talking to you.
Q. What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A. Please close the door, I’m dressing.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie-talkie.
Q. When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?
A. When it’s raining Datsun cogs.
Q. Where do little fish go each morning?
A. To plaice school.
Q. Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?
A. Because he wanted to see how long he slept.
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. You hang around while I go on ahead.
Q. What did the traffic light say to the zebra crossing?
A. Don’t look now, I’m changing.
Q. Why don’t elephants like penguins?
A. They can’t get the wrappers off.
Q. What did the pencil say to the paper?
A. I dot my i’s on you.
Posted by Dorsey at 10:39 AM
I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s just that little kids are creepy, but throw in a nursery rhyme-ish song sung by kids and any movie jumps up considerably in creepy factor. There is a reason why Hush is one of the best Buffy episodes; it has that creepy song sung by a little girl. Anyway this looks pretty good.
Friday, January 20, 2012
Probably the sweetest tank ever.
Where did it find a stamp pad big enough to mark its whole hand?
This doesn't bode well for earth or apparently the moon.
The weird ripped cat-men are coming for the earth-men, but oh wait! They're gone!
I love these comics. They have the best covers. Here are the first four.
Posted by Dorsey at 1:54 PM
I’ll admit there are many people I could do without, but hands down, one of the worst is Katy Perry. She seems to have no real personality, consistently looks ridiculous, can’t sing and is EVERYWHERE. Every time she tries to hit a high note I cringe. Hearing her songs is painful enough. I don’t need her infiltrating my fun space. That’s why when I found out there will be a special addition of the new Sims 3 expansion pack dedicated to her I became utterly disgusted. Booooo!!!!! I expect more from the fine people of the Sims. Why couldn’t they pick someone better or at least have several options? I don’t know. At least there is a non-Katy Perry version. Boooo to her!!!! Oh and this nice little clip always seems to brighten my day.
Posted by Dorsey at 11:34 AM
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
I'm excited because this week Daniel Radcliffe is hosting SNL. He's proven that he can be pretty hilarious so I think it'll be great for a wider audience to see him doing something humorous. Here are a couple of my favorite funny moments with him.
It doesn't matter how many times I watch this video, I giggle nonstop.
It doesn't matter how many times I watch this video, I giggle nonstop.
Posted by Dorsey at 2:19 PM
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
I want to know who this skank is cause she sure don't look like Leia. What's weird is that her outfit looks like a poor attempt at Leia's gold bikini. There is the gold bra, the long red skirt thingy, the gold holding up her skirt. This story line is suppose to take place in the past, but I find it rather odd this woman seems to be wearing something awfully similar to the very famous gold bikini. I think someone could get a little more creative with slave girl outfits. Oh well. It's safe to say Han got a total upgrade later when he met a certain Alderaanian princess.
Speaking of her, here is a Leia cover. Is it just me or do things look like they are getting a little rapey?
Posted by Dorsey at 1:48 PM
I enjoyed the fun fart facts so much yesterday that I couldn’t help but find some more. I mean farts are fun. Anyone who thinks fart jokes aren’t funny clearly have no sense of humor.
1. Men and women fart the same. One sex hasn’t been proven to fart more than the other.
2. It is possible to freeze farts. How? No clue, but I’d like to see one.
3. Most farts take place while sleeping.
4. Herring fart to communicate with each other. Think of all those cute little fish bubbles.
5. Fart fossils have been found. What!?
6. The sound of farts is caused by vibrations from the anal opening.
7. Most farts come from swallowing air. As a result people fart more if they chew with their mouth open, smoke or chew gum. All of which are annoying so suck on that!
8. In Japan there were fart contest measuring length and volume. No surprise here.
Posted by Dorsey at 12:47 PM
Monday, January 9, 2012
Farts are fun, so naturally I looked up this chart that taught me all kinds of fun facts about them. Like who knew the average person farts 14 times a day at up to 7 mph, farts are 59% nitrogen, and the nerve endings in your rectal area differentiate between farts and poop. So if you ever have a splatter fart you know it's those pesky nerve endings to blame. Also, it's good to know you can't suffocate from your own farts. That would be rather unpleasant. In case the writing is too small, here is a list of the top ten gassiest animals.
8. Humans (Vegetarians) - ME!!!!
9. Humans (Non vegetarians)
I must say I'm not surprised camels are near the top. Something about them just seems extra gassy.
Posted by Dorsey at 2:36 PM
Friday, January 6, 2012
My memory card finally arrived and I was able to put Me and My Katamari on my PSP. After years of longing and an evening of the upmost frustration I was finally able to reach out and play the ever so magic game I’ve been dreaming of. The result – hours of fun! I am loving this the way I can only love a game in the Katamari family. At first it was kind of frustrating while adjusting to the analog-less playing style of the PSP. Soon I figured it out and dominated the shit out of it. There is no Katamari I cannot conquer! I still say boo to Walmart, Target and Sony, but it was worth it to finally get my hands on this piece of golden delicious magic. Boom boom King of all Cosmos. Done.
Posted by Dorsey at 11:20 AM
Thursday, January 5, 2012
That's what happens when you mess with subliminal messages.
Slater is so gross. What's up with him and ballet?
I'm beginning to realize Saved By the Bell really likes its musical moments.
It's hard to say which is better, the Zack and Kelly break up or the awesome duet with Slater and Jessie.
Posted by Dorsey at 2:20 PM
Ever since March of 2006 I have desperately wanted to buy a PSP for the sole purpose of playing Me and My Katamari. If there is one thing in this crazy world that just makes sense to me it is the Katamari games. I mean what could be better than rolling up crazy, colorful Japanese objects in order to turn them into some sort of cosmic object like a star, planet, satellite, etc. It seemed kind of stupid and wasteful to blow a couple hundred dollars on a game system for just one game. Don’t get me wrong, I sought out a 360 so I could play Beautiful Katamari, but I was able to get my hands on one for free. Anyway, I finally broke down and bought one on Ebay the other day. I downloaded the game from the Playstation store and was ready to go. Then I realized the card it came with only held 32 MB. What is even the point of that? What can you possibly put on a card that size that will be useful? I went out to get a new card, but of course Sony makes it a stupid size so it’s hard to find in stores. As if this wasn’t frustration enough, I went to the nearby Target and Walmart. Neither of the stores even carried a memory card for a PSP/PS3. What the fuck. How stupid does a store have to be to not carry something that is pretty vital to have with those systems now a days. BOOOOO. Boo to you Target for not carrying the video game accessories I need. Boo to you Walmart for having a video game section that just plain sucks. And boo to you Sony for making it harder to get the memory card I need. (I totally just ordered it online when I got home, but I’ve had to wait a couple of days already. That may not seem like long but factor in I’ve been wanting to play this since 2006.) Boo to waiting!
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Have I mentioned my love of Pretty Little Liars? It's so good. The closest thing it can be compared to is a teen version of Twin Peaks. Of course there is no crazy David Lynch-iness, but it centers around a teen who has been missing for a year. Someone starts harassing her best friends via texts and stalking. It has just the right amount of teen drama mixed with a town full of people with secrets, murder and some serious creepers. Oh and of course a student teacher relationship. What more could you ask for?
Posted by Dorsey at 11:56 AM
I know this trailer has been out for a couple of weeks, but it looks so good I couldn't help but post it. I'm so excited that Peter Jackson was finally given this movie. He did such a great job creating Middle Earth it only seems right that he is the one to take us back there. Also, how perfect is Martin Freeman as Bilbo? He screams hobbit.
Posted by Dorsey at 11:13 AM