Monday, October 8, 2012
Ode to the Pizza Buffet
I don’t know if there is anything as great and yet so terrible as a pizza buffet. The fact that you can grab slices of several types of pizza and breadsticks already makes it a pretty amazing. Then there is the whole aspect of ridiculous types of pizza to try like mac n cheese pizza. It may taste like a heart attack, but it’s one deliciously cheesy heart attack. The downside is the painful food coma you’re left in until you can either poop it out or sleep it off. Also, the patrons leave something to be desired. It’s not super fun to have a softball team full of loud girls running around the room. That and there was definitely a woman at the table nearest to me who had a fupa that went all the way down to her knees. No joke.
Mac n Cheese Pizza - Two bites is enough to induce a food coma.
I'm not sure what this type of pizza is, but I had some. It tasted like a couple types of different Taco Bell sauce poured on a pizza. Disgusting yet delicious.
Posted by Dorsey at 11:42 AM