Today's Lesson: Don't Mess with Zeebo

Mary's Gonna Get You!

Look at that face full of crazy. She's coming for you!

The Ultimate Cheer Up

If I'm ever having a bad day all I have to do is watch this video and it all turns to giggles.

One of the Most Watched Videos

Right now this is one of the most watched videos on you tube. I find that strange.

Bitches Go Blind

This may be one of my all time favorite moments from Little House on the Prairie. I hate Mary soooo much. Naturally, when she goes blind I can never stop the maniacal laughter from pouring out of my mouth. Kids, don't be a stuck up know it all bitch or you'll go blind.

Kabab to Throat

I love this picture so much because the guy on the cover looks a lot like an ex-boyfriend of mine. He's a total douche, and if someone kababed his throat it would probably be worth watching.

Oh and did I mention Mary from Little House on the Prairie is in this. I love watching her suffer.

Mario the Flying Squirrel

At this year's E3 the new Nintendo system, Wii U, was unveiled. One of the games they showed is the new Mario Brothers game for that system. They have to add new abilities or dynamics to keep the games interesting, and one of the things they added is a giant acorn that turns Mario into a flying squirrel! Whoop whoop. How much fun will it be to soar from tree to tree with a Mario that has those awesome flying squirrel arms! I'm sold.

Joel McHale's Prometheus

This is hilarious. Don't get me wrong, I love me some Micheal Fassbender, but The Soup's play on Prometheus is pretty awesome.

Prometheus

I figured I'd post this since it's coming out on Friday. It looks super fun.

Another Reason Why I Love Kristen Bell

She tweeted this photo of herself as a little kid.

Cause When In Doubt Allude to Nazis

This is a still from the first stop on Madonna's tour. Oh did I mention it took place in Tel Aviv? She needs to stop trying so hard and realize images of Nazis may not be super uplifting in that particular country.

Shout Out to Paperboy

Just doing a little reminiscing about the super awesome game Paperboy for NES and gameboy. I'm not sure if they've made updated versions, but I highly doubt they could be as marvelous as that original land full of red, blue and yellow houses. A place where dogs, skateboarders, phantom lawnmowers, tornadoes and grim reapers can roam freely. Sigh... Memories.

Pretty Little Liars

I'm so excited because next Tuesday one of my favorite shows is back for its third season. If you haven't watched Pretty Little Liars you should. It's like a teen version of Twin Peaks, one of the best shows ever, minus all the crazy David Lynchiness. That being said there is still a lot of messed up stuff that happens. It centers around four friends whose best friend went missing a year ago. They start receiving crazy messages from 'A' that contain information only their missing friend Allison knew. At the end of last season A was revealed and tons of crazy shit went down. I can't wait until Tuesday!

Here's the promo for the new season, but don't watch if you're not up to date. It'll spoil things.